Lots going on in the energetic department we hear! Dancing, PE, walking and some costume wearing - apparently, many of you choose to dress up as a book?  Very odd things you do!

A busy week no doubt and probably on a par with the strange goings-on at this year's Randomland  'Nutty November Exposium',  which highlighted several new ideas for next year's Olympic Random Games such as Cross-Country Parrot Racing and Haddock Hurling,  (ohhh! That created quite a crisis in the adjacent swimming pool as some of the launched haddock landed near Caracticus the one eyed Scandinavian Bull Seal as he was being coached for the three-finned, blindfolded, 100m egg and shovel race ....  It was a furious fish feeding frenzy that cannot be described!!)

Well! Not much to report from Randomland this week. It's been quite quiet.  Actually, I suppose Mrs ‘Eugenie Leatherette-McFlowerpot’s’ attempts to bribe the local planning officer when he turned down her application for a helicopter landing pad in her bath, did cause quite a stir at her local blancmange sculpting club meeting!

Quite windy and wet by all accounts, much like our own 'Shamus McBrasshandle's' impression of the Moldovian Blue tailed Pigeon's mating routine - quite illuminating in a biological sort of way! But certainly wet with a good measure of wind!

We have had a fairly mundane week at Randomland HQ, only the weekly marble snorting competition at the 'Kings Toenail' pub being anything of note and only because Fergus 'Elephant Nose' Smythe managed to get his 403 marbles stuck during the first round and spent the next hour sitting in the car park with a pressure washer blasting into his other nostril.

Apologies from the Randomland crew this week, for the delay in sending our carrier pigeon transported communications, but we have been on a jolly nice excursion to our capital city ‘Randon’, for our annual umbrella dancing festival.

It was a most enjoyable weekend, so many teams, all displaying synchronised routines, spinning and twirling a multitude of coloured umbrellas to the ‘newly discovered’ music from your human archive, from trending artists such as ‘Mr Beethoven’ and ‘Signor Vivaldi’? Who do seem to be ‘down on it’! Am I correct?

Well, the winners this year were a team of Camel repair workers from the far north of Randomland, who's routine, to Beethoven’s 73^rd Symphony in E Minor, dazzled the judges when they added whipped cream and artichokes to Bartholemew ‘Mountain features’ Braithwaite’s umbrella - as he held all eight of his teammates (suspended from their umbrellas from his right earlobe) – just amazing and worthy winners.

Apologies firstly, to those new staff, who may question the sanity of this email communication and may have already pressed the ‘Dustbin’ icon. Please be assured that this is a …..Genuine!! OMS Related Narrative! And secondly, the previous volumes of Reg emails have yet to be recovered from wherever they are sitting, all tingly and fluffy, waiting to be re-read. So we at Randomland may have forgotten the protocol, the past winners and the extreme high quality of previous prizes!!