Not a huge amount to report from Randomland this week, save the bad weather did play havoc with the monthly wardrobe sledging races. Millicent 'marmite make-up' McTavish, steered her wardrobe at full speed down the race hill, overshot the finish, got caught in the current of the flooded river Plymexe and is currently being towed back to shore from the middle of the estuary. Teach her to use a wardrobe from Ikea!!

Anyhow, sorry to say we have no bedroom furniture in tonight's draw, but we do have.....

A wonderful addition to your nighttime routine. Termed 'the good night sleep set' from the amazing 'Golden Boudoir' company, this set will bring on the zzzz's in no time at all. Containing all you need; 'massage implements!!' lotions, potions, scented candles and other sleep-inducing remedies (sorry no whale noises CD!), but enough to permit an ecstatic state of drowsiness. Maybe this is the prize of your dreams John?

Our second awesome prize tonight is a clanger!! Set it up in the garden to bring on the aura of a secret Japanese garden. Feel the zen of peaceful tranquillity as the gentle breeze blows through this oriental-tuned wind chime and....relax.

Made from the re-forged steel of samurai swords by the secret order of the Black Dragon Ninjas of Ashburton, it is the perfect addition to any urban dojo and bequeathed to Karyn.

This is a classic, for number 3. The annals of history 'scent' us the sign, so we searched and found the secret elixir of the legendary 'King Harry' and Prince 'Frank', if you know what I mean. To smell the musky aroma of the '1980's' man. A genuine bottle of the ultra-rare 'Brut 33' aftershave!!

Hidden for decades in a cardboard box in a cobweb-infested farmer's loft near Sidmouth, this liquid, when 'splashed all over' will just simply change things forever. So take great care where and when you splash it Alison and we at Randomland take no responsibility for the 'after effects'.

Tonight's Tin of the Week is something a little different. A mixture of different varieties of beans, hand reared in a free-range garden within the walls of Buckfast Abbey, by Brother Jonathan and fused with aromatic chilli and garlic spices and rich sun-ripened tomato purée. These 'Taco' beans are the ideal topping for your trifle or to add interesting taste sensations to your early morning breakfast cereal, so say 'adios' to boring mealtimes Danielle.

Tonight's superstar prize.!!!!!!

Following on from last week's 'well-received' inflatable Unicorn prize, we have located yet another 'blow me away' wonder! We had never come across such an adaptable and useful prize as this but, here we have an 'inflatable foot spa'!! CRAZY!! This set comes with your own portable (inflatable) foot spa and a range of resources to pamper those aching Tootsie's, including a roller and scraper and genuine Llama's milk foot oil.

So, halfway through your next Ten Tors romp, you can sit on a boulder, inflate your spa, add water from your canteen and a generous amount of Llama milk and soothe those feet, ready for the next 16 miles!! You will be the envy of the mountain rescue teams and passing hikers everywhere. Genius! A step in the right direction for Sue.

So, there we have it folks, what more can we say? Prizes that may just be a little random, but not found anywhere else on the interweb and sourced just for you, as you so deserve a bit of randomness.

Have a lovely week and remember, stay safe and have fun.

Gigantic smoochy kisses.

Reg

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